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Wooly jumper
What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep?
It is unlikely ay offspring of these animals would ever carry to term, though if one did you’d basically have written yourself a blank cheque with what you could make exhibiting it at County fairs.
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Funny tasting
Two cannibals are eating a clown…
One says to the other ‘Oh, your mother called. I think she’s still upset since she found out you were a Cannibal. She wants to try and make amends though, so she invited us to the Circus on Saturday, but I though it best we don’t go back - so we’re having tea at The Dorchester’
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Decisions, decisions…
I used to be indecisive…
But now I’m not.
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Arctic droll
Why don’t polar bears eat penuins?
Because the animals inhabit different parts of the world meaning they would never ordinarily meet in the wild. With some human interaction however, it might be possible for a polar bear to escape from a zoo in say, Argentina, and rampage down the coast and gorge on a colony of the flightless birds.
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Animal crackers
What do four elephants play in a mini?
Realistically, you’d never even be able to get one elephant in a mini, let alone 4, so the question is quite ridiculous.
